What’s Goes Up…

HoedownWe were driving through Connecticut this afternoon  when my wife, a native of Japan saw this big sign alongside the road.            She asked, like any foreigner to our darker, more seedy rituals      “What’s a Hoedown?” Seizing the moment like a tried and true wise ass.        I replied.  “It’s when a hooker (Hoe) fails to bring back the expected amount of money to her pimp.”       I replied. “When a hoe don’t show.” “That hoe goes down.” And I would have convinced her if I had managed to keep a straight face.             A few minutes later we came across this scene and my bad joke was forgotten.

Hoedown!!